zaterdag 30 juli 2011

Het ongedierte van het internet

Ik krijg dagelijks spammails voornamelijk om geld los te peuteren. Ze proberen van alles. Je hebt de lotto gewonnen in Timboektoe, ze hebben een verschrikkelijke en vooral extreem zeldzame ziekte... je kan het zo gek niet bedenken. Deze schrijver gooit echt alles in de schaal. Dood, geloof, kinderen, erfenis, goede doelen...

Je zou denken, niemand gelooft dat. Maar aangezien ze mails blijven sturen, moet er af en toe wel eens een arme ziel tussen zitten die zo goedgelovig is dat hij of zij geld opstuurt. Goed zot, denk ik dan. En ocharme.

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Mrs.Sandy Sobczynski
Dearest in Christ Jesus,

My name is Mrs.Sandy Sobczynski, I am married to late Mr.Sobek Sobczynski he died in the year October 2007. We were married for twenty years with a child. He died after the illness that lasted for four days. Please I know this may come to you by surprise, because you did not know me, I needed your assistance that was why I write you through divine direction, it is my desire of going into relationship with you.

Before his death we were both born again Christians. When my late husband was alive we deposited the sum of (18.5 Million U.S.Dollars) with one of good banks here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire Presently, this money is still with the bank. Recently my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to my cancer problem, though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to church or better still a Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a person or church that will use this fund to churches, orphanages, research centers and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that gives.

I took this decision because I have a child that will inherit this money but my son can not carry out this work only because i and my late husband decide to use some of the money to work for God and live some for our son to have a better live. our son is just 17year old now and been grow up in Africa, he have low manterity and my husband's relatives are not Christians and I don't want my family hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers, I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.

I will like you to understand that my contact to you is a divine direction from God, I don't want any of my husband family relatives to receive this money but I know that With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/bank. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the new beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I live a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth, Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or Christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here and Please I will like you to contact me Immediately you receive this mail so that I will instruct the Bank to transfer this fund into your account.

Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.

Mrs.Sandy Sobczynski

9 opmerkingen:

  1. en jij gaat zo'n epistel helemaal lezen?? Knap hoor. Deze is trouwens nog in redelijk goed engels geschreven...

  2. waauw!! Ik heb ook al een aantal mooie exemplaartjes mogen ontvangen, maar dit slaat toch nergens op...

  3. Dit is de eerste die ik helemaal lees.
    Wat een onsamenhangende bedoeling, bijzonder dat mensen dit soort onzin geloven...

  4. Ik neem er anders nooit de tijd voor en verwijder hem meteen richting spambox. Deze heb ik eens uitgelezen. Wat een flauwekul...

  5. dat is een zaak voor 'Neveneffecten'. Die weten daar wel raad mee ;-)

  6. Dat was een hilarische uitzending toen!

  7. My Dear Sylvia,

    I am very grateful to receive your respond from the message i sent to you, at least I am convinced that you indeed receive it. I beseech your comprehension to this letter even though, I do not have any knowledge of your good self before deciding to contact you on this issue and it is barely difficult to trust because people with ugly motives have destroyed the hope of other people with sincere intention and beside, the media has been abuse that people see it as an opportunity to do whatever that pleases them.
    I have been well informed about you as a devoted person one can trust and rely on for any important issue where trust is necessary and i believe you can execute this as my last attestation.
    The amount $1,850,000.00 is currently in the bank and i will like to know if you can come to meet me, i will gladly love to see you to tell you other information of critical note, I must be honest and sincere to you, i have an adopted child who cried every day in my sick bed, i wish none of this had happen, i wish i can find anyone who can take care of this innocent child to nurse his future on my behalf, please i want you to promise me that you will do it for my sake. People might advice that I should look for missionary to donate the money or given suggestion how to let the money go but i am particularly not worried about the money but the welfare of my adopted child, who will take care of her and her education.
    I will be grateful to hear from you again with your full information ie, address , telephone , and a copy of any identification of you.

    Bye bye.

    Mrs Sandy Sobczynski

    Dit krijg je dus terug als je vraagt hoe ze aan je email komt :)

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